omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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