so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
