Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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