No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
My penis needs a shock collar
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
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