Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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