I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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