I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
The ass gains better be worth it
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