I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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