She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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