Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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