Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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