mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
