I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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