at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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