walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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