Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
We don't watch enough power rangers
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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