I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
The air was thick with penises
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
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