question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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