I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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