Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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