is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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