you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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