chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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