a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Where did you get a picture of my penis
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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