I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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