Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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