don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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