the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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