I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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