Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
The beer is more important than you right now.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
