you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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