butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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