Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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