No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
try to milk me bitch
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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