ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
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