I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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