If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Just pee around me
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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