K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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