the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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