i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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