it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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