Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
People with herpes should wear stickers.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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