1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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