4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I puked a lego.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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