is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
