3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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