oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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