Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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