the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Green mimosas i think yes
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Randomize