His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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