Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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