belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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