Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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