I'm laying in your front yard are you home
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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